I don't mean to offend, but I am very sarcastic by nature. I do my best to be tactful, but honestly will prevail and I am not really on board with the whole politcal correctness of our world, so I caution you, if you are easily offended or prefer sugary sweet, life's a bowl ofcherries stories..you've made a wrong turn please find the nearest exit and proceed to your previous desired destination. If you have a good sense of humor your bound to get at least a few smiles out of reading this..what else are you going to do anyway?Check Facebook again?